Beware the agile hype
T'was brillig when the YAGNI'd code |
did build itself ten times a day. |
All flimsy were the index cards, |
designs refactored clear away. |
Beware the agile hype, my son |
more code that smells, more bugs to catch. |
Refactoring seem'd much more fun |
until thy skills were overmatch'd. |
With vorpal unit tests in hand |
against the manxome bugs he fought. |
Quite dazed was he by TDD, |
some sanity was what he sought. |
But, in his timebox made of wood, |
determined by some planning game, |
yon tests ran green and all was good |
until the deadline came. |
It's half past two, I guess we're through |
it's time to have a tasty snack. |
What's that you said, some tests ran red |
all fixed, with one quick hack! |
And lo the thought came with a shock, |
design comes first, not tests, O joy! |
We found upon this frabjous day |
a simpl'r process to employ. |
T'was brillig when the YAGNI'd code |
did build itself ten times a day. |
All flimsy were the index cards, |
designs refactored clear away. . . |
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